Hut O' Awesome

From JUOD

Hut O' Awesome is a chain of restaurants founded by Harley P. Mathewson and managed by the KAFF Corporation, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the ominous Doomsday Group. The restaurant serves both sit-down and fast-food drive-thru meals. The prime entertainment at all Hut O' Awesome's are clones of the notoriously vicious Awesome McBear. The original Awesome McBear is still at the original location in Lincoln, Nebraska, having killed more than 800 deer. In the future, Hut O' Awesome is the exclusive restaurant of the joiner utopia AWESOMELANDIA.

Contents 1 History 2 Menu 2.1 Awesome Combos 2.2 Awesome Sizing 2.3 Super Joining Meal Menu

History

Menu

Awesome Combos

For the fast food drive-thru menu, customers get a choice of three items in various combinations: pizza, fried chicken, and cheeseburgers:

1. Cheeseburger, slice of pizza, and piece of fried chicken
2. Cheeseburger, Slice of pizza, and two pieces of fried chicken
3. Two cheeseburgers, slice of pizza, and one piece of fried chicken
4. Cheeseburger, two slices of pizza, and one piece of fried chicken
5. Two cheeseburgers, one slice of pizza, and two pieces of fried chicken
6. Two cheeseburgers, two slices of pizza, and one piece of fried chicken
7. Two cheeseburgers, two slices of pizza, and two pieces of fried chicken

All come with two beers. Number 7 is known as the Awesome Special Super Ultra Deluxe Gourmet Value Awesome Meal.

Awesome Sizing

All combos can be Awesome-Sized to include four beers and either an entire meat lover's pizza, an entire fried chicken, or quadruple bacon cheeseburger.

Super Joining Meal Menu

For the more deluxe, sit down eaters. All Super Joining Meals come with a side of bratwurst and two beers. The meals are:

1. Double cheeseburger, porterhouse steak (rare), and pork ribs
2. Foot long chili-cheese dog and roast lion shank
3. Fried turducken with gravy and a meat-lover's pizza.