KAFF Corporation

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The KAFF Corporation, otherwise known as the Keeping America Fucking Fat Corporation, is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the ominous Doomsday Group, a corporation chaired by Harley P. Mathewson. KAFF manages the popular restaurant Hut O' Awesome as well as several other extremely unhealthy restaurants and fast food eateries, including USA Steak Buffet, the International House of Lard, and Fat Pat's Deep Fried Butter Pizza Place.

The company was incorporated in Delaware, and lists its corporate headquarters in Memphis, TN. Scholars postulate that this led directly to Memphis being named America's most obese city. Because of its creation of morbidly obese, many in the JUOD Movement suspect it is aligned with STAL.

Board of Directors

Many notable celebrities serve on the KAFF Board of Directors:

  • John Daly (who also serves on the board of a possibly related corporation, MURDR, another wholly owned subsidiary of TDG).
  • Louie Anderson
  • Wayne Knight
  • The offensive line of the Dallas Cowboys
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