Michael Bay
From JUOD
Michael Bay is a notable non-joiner and Hollywood film director, most famous for his explosion-ridden and plot- and character development-free movies.
JUOD founder Harley P. Mathewson has called Bay's films "even more boring than lexicography, though, wait, no, not that boring, but really boring, like 'Little Women' boring." This led to Mathewson's development of a system of assessing bad films, known as The Scale of Absurdity. Films are ranked at 1 or "Lexicography" for "utterly boring" to 10, or "Michael Bay" for "absurd and disgusting time-wasting unadulterated, pure, rank, filth, garbage-bag-shittastic-crappy-junky junk with a twist of ass, but feature a ton of sweet deaths and explosions and are therefore so absurd that they are entertaining." Films that receive anything above a 6 on the absurdity scale are reserved for the truly ridiculous. Mathewson also employed this scale, apparently, in his composition of The Leviathan Chronicles, a portion of The Verities of Joining. The Scale is purportedly based both on Benjamin Franklin's Joining Index and Albert Einstein's RUJIX.
