Wine

From JUOD

Wine is a fermented spirit produced from grape juice. It is known to make people funnier, more interesting and more attractive when consumed. Wine was invented by the famous joiner Noah prior to The Great Bloodfeast and has since been used in many successful and unsuccessful tremendous feats of joining.

Wine and The Destruction of the Holy Grail

Along with ale, wine was the beverage of choice when Mathewson engaged in drinking competitions with the Holy Grail. In the most famous account of drinking competitions, Mathewson consumed a rare French wine with double the alcohol by volume of average wines of the day. After drinking several competitors to death, Mathewson in a drunken stupor proceeded to smash the grail against his forehead, destroying it.