Words That Rhyme with Penis

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Words That Rhyme with Penis is volume XVI of The Verities of Joining. It is literally just a series of words that Harley P. Mathewson seems to have copied from an English rhyming dictionary. Words is one of only a few volumes written in English, which has led some to believe Mathewson wrote it as a demonstration of the superiority of New Canadianese, his preferred language. New Canadianese has no words that rhyme with penis.

The List

The list of words, verbatim, is:

  1. cardenas
  2. cleanness
  3. colinas
  4. dominus
  5. genus
  6. hygienists
  7. intravenous
  8. lenis
  9. machinists
  10. malvinas
  11. minas
  12. salinas
  13. ticinus
  14. venous
  15. venus
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